Disco Ball Maintenance: Emergency Replacement Unit

Current Status: Critical

The Disco Ball is experiencing a SYSTEM FAILURE. All systems are currently UNAVAILABLE.

Emergency Replacement Plan

Do not attempt to SELF-REPAIR the Disco Ball. Only trained professionals should attempt this task.

Hyperlinks to subpages:

• Emergency Replacement Plan
• Repair Protocol
• Standard Safety Procedures

Disclaimer:

The information on this site is for entertainment purposes only. Any attempt to actually use this information to repair a real disco ball may result in DISCO-RELATED INJURY.